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Imagine Austin Powers undercover as an Indian guru and you get Guru Pitka, the star of this movie. But where the Austin Powers-series made a lot of people laugh, this movie is unable to even make you grin during its, still too long, 87 minutes! Except of course for scenes with Stephen Colbert!

We’re keeping it simple here at ++ and are just giving you the stuff you need to know about this movie: Justin Timberlake is in it and he’s doing an even worst job than Sacha Baron Cohen in ‘Talladega Nights’ pretending to have a French accent! The girl lead is Jessica Alba and she’s just really boring and we’re not sure if she’s a really bad actress or if she acted retarded on purpose because the movie is this bad. Then you have Romany Malco from ‘Weeds’ and he’s just there. Not really good, not really bad. Ben Kingsley really surprised us by showing up in the movie, but I bet when all the famous people who have cameo’s agreed to be in the movie, thought it was going to be the next big hit after Austin Powers. Well, were they wrong! And did we say that Stephen Colbert is hilarious, as usual!

The story is really bad, they didn’t care about the acting at all, but the worst thing is that the jokes are really not funny! And that’s just weird. This guy is the guy behind Wayne’s World, Austin Powers and a lot of funny SNL skits. But hey, if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work. Don’t see this movie. Unless you’re really wasted or haven’t slept for a couple of days, because maybe the jokes will make you laugh then!